Santa asks: Who r u?

 

Wife: How dare u forget ur wife?

 

Santa: Nasha har gam ko bhula deta hai

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Santa was busy in removing a wheel from auto,

Banta asks: Y r u removing a wheel from ur auto?

Santa: Can't u read 'Parking for two wheelers only'

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Santa: Doctor, ye phulon ki mala kis ke liye?

Doctor: Ye mera pehla operation hai, success hua to mere liye,
nahi to tumhare liye.

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Santa: Doc Saab, mein Chashma laga ke pad to sakoonga?

 

Doc: Haan, bilkul.

 

Santa: To phir theek hai doc Saab varna Anpad aadmi ki zindagi bhi koi zindagi
hai.

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Santa: Raat film main ek chudail kabhi mere aage, khabhi mere peechhe ghoom
rahi thi...

 

Jeeto: Koun is film thi ?

 

Santa: Apni shaadi ki movie thi !

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Santa joined NASA. After one month the Americans had to change the name from
NASA to SATYANASA

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Santa apni girl friend ko I Luv U kehta hai aur gir jata hai.