Santa asks: Who r u?

 

Wife: How dare u forget ur wife?

 

Santa: Nasha har gam ko bhula deta hai

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Santa was busy in removing a wheel from auto,

Banta asks: Y r u removing a wheel from ur auto?

Santa: Can't u read 'Parking for two wheelers only'

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Santa: Doctor, ye phulon ki mala kis ke liye?

Doctor: Ye mera pehla operation hai, success hua to mere liye,
nahi to tumhare liye.

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Santa: Doc Saab, mein Chashma laga ke pad to sakoonga?

 

Doc: Haan, bilkul.

 

Santa: To phir theek hai doc Saab varna Anpad aadmi ki zindagi bhi koi zindagi
hai.

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Santa: Raat film main ek chudail kabhi mere aage, khabhi mere peechhe ghoom
rahi thi...

 

Jeeto: Koun is film thi ?

 

Santa: Apni shaadi ki movie thi !

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Santa joined NASA. After one month the Americans had to change the name from
NASA to SATYANASA

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Santa apni girl friend ko I Luv U kehta hai aur gir jata hai.

Day by day anything in happend in this world
in 13th may in jaipur .................
It's very sad for all of ...........us
Seven blast in 12 minutes.......
60 killed, 150 hurt in Jaipur blasts

In the May 13, 2008

JUYUAN,
China - The high school students were settling in to afternoon arts and
humanities classes when the massive quake struck. The school collapsed
so rapidly — one floor "pancaking" atop another — that there was
practically no time to escape.

Hi friends how r u today. Today i will be early wake up, but another i return to the sleep.and wake up in 10am. This is very bad for me, because i am very dealy for othere works.